Travis Hafner (God among mortals) slugged his first homerun of the year to lead the Tribe to a 4-2 victory over the Angels. The game was played at Jacobs Field, of course."Ross, you're a dolt, they moved the contest to Miller Park. Don't you pay attention?"
"No."
"There was an abundance of snow in the Cleveland metropolitan area."
"Hey alter ego, you wanna know something?"
"Yes, I would like to know what you think."
"You talk like a fag"
For all of you who don't know, Travis Hafner is one of my favorite players. He comes from a town in North Dakota with a population of about 9 people, he eats the same cereal everyday, and he enjoys wrestling and chess. Seriously, that's a crazy combination of hobbies. He also was the greatest junior college player ever and never played in high school. In other words, Pronk is the big dude down the block who thinks the WWE is real, loves lucky charms, kicks everyone's ass at whiffle ball, and owns the nerds at chess. That's an MVP candidate Average Joe Soiledhimself can support. And as an Average Joe Soiledhimself, I officially cast my vote for Pronk.
"No."
"There was an abundance of snow in the Cleveland metropolitan area."
"Hey alter ego, you wanna know something?"
"Yes, I would like to know what you think."
"You talk like a fag"
For all of you who don't know, Travis Hafner is one of my favorite players. He comes from a town in North Dakota with a population of about 9 people, he eats the same cereal everyday, and he enjoys wrestling and chess. Seriously, that's a crazy combination of hobbies. He also was the greatest junior college player ever and never played in high school. In other words, Pronk is the big dude down the block who thinks the WWE is real, loves lucky charms, kicks everyone's ass at whiffle ball, and owns the nerds at chess. That's an MVP candidate Average Joe Soiledhimself can support. And as an Average Joe Soiledhimself, I officially cast my vote for Pronk.
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