Bill Belichick: (mumbles)
BBBC: Although we are Jet fans at BBBC, we really appreciate what you've done with the Patriots. What has been the toughest part of coaching this great team?
Bill Belichick: Many things. I cannot elaborate further.
BBBC: Ok...Are you excited for the Brady-Moss tandem? How will Moss impact your team?
Bill Belichick: There will be an impact of some degree.
BBBC: But what degree?
Bill Belichick: To a certain degree or extent.
BBBC: How is your relationship with Jets Head Coach Eric Mangini?
Bill Belichick: I cannot disclose any information on my relationship with this possible coaching figure.
BBBC: Possible? He is the Head Coach! Please, answer the question.
Bill Belichick: Eric is a person.
BBBC: Why are you so fond of the 3-4 defensive scheme?
Bill Belichick: I don't know of such a scheme.
BBBC: Yes you do, you secretive asshole.
Bill Belichick: I can't confirm or deny anything.
BBBC: Did you enjoy playing football at Wesleyan?
Bill Belichick: If I did attend such a school and play such a sport, I can only answer perhaps.
BBBC: What makes Tom Brady so special?
Bill Belichick: (mumbles) Tom could possibly be playing quarterback this season but nothing is definite.
BBBC: Are you telling me there is a chance Tom Brady won't start this year?
Bill Belichick: If this player exists, then this possibility could occur in the near future unless other circumstances arise.
BBBC: You're fucking kidding right? You won't even acknowledge that Tom Brady exists?
Bill Belichick: The status of my player's existence or non existence is not available to the public at this time.
BBBC: Will you tell me anything at all about your coaching career, life, family, hobbies, or even fetishes?
Bill Belichick: The Patriots organization, which might or might not participate in the 2007-2008 NFL season, forbids any disclosure of such matters.
BBBC: Do you have sand in your vagina?
Bill Belichick: I cannot disclose the status of my possible vagina(s).
BBBC: Would you screw a llama for two thousand dollars?
Bill Belichick: Depends on the girth.
BBBC: What?
Bill Belichick: Nothing.
BBBC: If you could be any other person besides yourself, who would you be?
Bill Belichick: Perhaps I would be a gray, ambiguous blob that dwells in some sort of non-descript housing area. However, I cannot confirm if this is true.
BBBC: Thanks for your time. Asshole.
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