The Lord of the Mustache is ready to reclaim his rightful place in the realm of Major League Baseball. Pleasantly plump Sal was promoted from Triple A to join the Blue Jays after an injury to Greg Zaun, which is now officially the most awesome injury ever. Fans all over the country adore big Sal for many reasons. For all not aware of Sal Fasano's greatness, here are five arguements for why he should be in the Hall of Fame.
#1. The Fu-Machu
#1. The Fu-Machu
#2. The Fu-Manchu
#3. Sally Meatballs!!!
#4. There is no need for reasons four and five. Sal Fasano is a God among mortals.
Prepare yourself, American League. The Violent Man-Beast That Is Sal Fasano will dominate you all.
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