We Will Be the ABA to the World League's NBA

The World League is a thriving international sports league that features dozens of different teams competing against each other in a fictional (and ambiguous) game. The game could be soccer. The game could be baseball. The game could even be dodgeball. Either way, cities across the globe battle for the right to be fake champions. You can be a part of the World League by paying a fifty dollar fee. For your hard-earned cash, your name is featured on a roster of any World League team of your choice. You even get a team magnet! If your team wins the fake 90 game season, you receive a fake championship trophy. Why is BBBC divulging this information? Fuck you, that's why.

Just kidding, folks. We at BBBC have decided to mount a challenge to the World League. However, we will not charge money for people to join our league because we believe in freedom. Instead the "BBBC World League", now officially called the International Globular Legion, will form its own teams and hold random (and fictional) games. How many games will the season last? We dunno. How many teams will there be? How about 24. How will the scores be generated? Through legitimate international competition, duh. Will there be stats? Of course. What sport is the International Globular Legion involved in? That's a secret. Can I ask anymore questions? No.

Presenting the inaugural teams of the International Globular Legion!

Apple Pie Division
Boston Wicked Awesomes
Chicago Weaklings
New York Greaseballs
Philadelphia Rocky Balboas
Los Angeles ToxicFish
San Francisco 69'ers

Frosty Balls Division
Toronto Syrups
Montreal Omelettes
Greenland Icebabies
Alaska Dogbeaters

Salsa n' Cheese Division
Mexico City Diarrhea
Cuba Sugardaddies
Buenos Aires Flamers
Brazil Tree Worms
Venuzuela Hugobombers
Dominican Republic Mud

Eurotrash Division
London Biscuits n' Tea
Paris Chimpanzees
Munich Trainsarealwaysontimesomehow
Switzerland Neutrals
Madrid Sleep Sox

American Electronics Division
Beijing Rocketdudes
Hong Kong Screaming Ninjas
Gobi Desert Dryballs
Tokyo Megamonsterdestroyermons
Kyoto Swordhandlers
Korea Guppies

Tommorow is opening day! Yee-ha!