We at BBBC apologize for not posting in over a month. You see, loyal (and nonexistent) fans, the BBBC task force has been too busy debasing themselves in summertime orgies to write about the happenings in the sports world. In fact, we have been so busy with our legendary sexual exploits, we have forgotten that we can't switch from first person plural to third person plural in one post. I apologize for the pronoun inconsistency. Anyway...the real point of this post is to preview all of the wonderful stuff that will appear on this blog in the coming weeks. A lot is being planned friends. In fact, so much is planned, the summer itinerary must be put into bullet form! The following shit will go down sometime soon:- A comprehensive plan for you and your family that will guarantee ten million dollars in cash and a free box of Nilla wafers
- International Globular Legion updates
- A movie review of a possible movie that exists
- Baseball wonderings and musings
- Facial hair breakdowns
- A comprehensive plan for world domination
- More Nilla wafers
- Time-travelling exploits of our good doctor monkey Orgasmo
- A preview of the dog-fighting season
- The apocalypse
- Eight ways to have intercourse in front of your employer without being fired
- The "Feed Eric Mangini" campaign
- 19th century baseball ghosts
- A long list of bullet points
- David Eckstein's lectures on Christianity (again)
Stay with us and we will open your mind to possibilities that you only dreamed of! Or don't stay with us and live a life of misery, loneliness, and hunger. It's your choice, people.
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